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I'm super

No, nothing bugs me

Don 't you think I look cute in this hat

These pants

This matching tie I got at Merv's

CHORUS:
In the barracks

And the trenches as well

- Stick 'em up!

- Big Same-sex attracted Al says you have to tell

Yes, he's super

And he's proud to be gay

Everything is super

When you're gay

When you're gay

Again! Again!

Who's there?

(KENNY MUMBLES)

Son of a gun! Heck!

They're coming?

But our moms won't listen to us.

AL:
Okay, everybody, just want to

thank our wonderful sponsors...

He's almost got them.

We're here to rescue you.

Follow me through the tunnel.

You guys! Seriously.

I saw Kenny again.

Did you shut the alarm off?

- Cartman?

- Whoops.

Oh, sh*t!

(MAKING ANIMAL NOISES)

Hear that?

Sounds enjoy a dying giraffe.

Sh*t!

- A spy!

- Fetch him!

Sh*t! Sh*t!

Oh, no!

Come on, Mole!

MOLE:
Sh*t! Sh*t!

F***ing guard dogs! Sh*t!

The alarms went off.

That was my bad. Sorry.

Hold me. It's so very cold.

There is no hope. Get out.

- We can't leavewithout you.

- It's okay.

No, we can't.

We don't know where we are!

Where's your God

when you need him?

Where is your beautiful,

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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

SOUTH PARK (passim)
STAN MARSH:
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning
In my quiet mountain...TOWN

The sun is shining and the grass is green
(Under the three feet of snow I mean)
This is a day when it's complicated to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello


TOWNSPERSON: Get out of my way!


STAN:
Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning
In my quiet short-lived mountain town


SHARON MARSH: Well, good morning, Stan.
STAN: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
SHARON: A movie?
STAN: Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.
SHARON: All right, here ya go. But be back for supper.
STAN: Thanks, mom!


SHARON:
Oh, what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel
With a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so expose and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town


STAN: [knocking on Kenny's door] Dude! Dude, awaken

SOUTH PARK Episode 104 "BIG Lgbtq+ AL'S BIG GAY BOATRIDE" by Matt Stone & Trey Parker EXT. BUSSTOP - Afternoon The boys are waiting for their bus. KYLE Hey, where's the school bus? We're gonna be overdue for football practice. A dog comes walking up to Stan wagging it's tail. STAN Hiya Sparky! KYLE Who's that? STAN That's my new dog, Sparky. (Proudly) He followed me to the busstop! KYLE Wow, cool! STAN Good lad, Sparky! Who's my optimal buddy? Who's your boy? Who's your buddy? CARTMAN Ugh, you're making me sick, dude. STAN He's part Doberman, and part wolf! He's the toughest dog on the mountain! CARTMAN No way. Everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park! WHIP PAN to a mangy mutt bull canine sitting on the curb that looks ridiculously fierce and pissed off. STAN He's not meaner than Sparky! CARTMAN Oh yeah? Let's see... HEY SYLVESTER! Sylvester angrily walks over to the boys. He and Sparky immediately growl at each other. STAN Sparky'll hit his ass! CARTMAN I'll put a dollar on Sylvester! KYLE You're on, dude! Sparky and the other dog circle each other. Finally Sparky lunges! STAN That's it, Sparky kick h

South Park Episode Scripts

Season 0

47. Joining the Panderverse
48. Not Suitable for Children

Season 99

49. The End of Obesity

Season 1

1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
2. Weight Acquire 4000
3. Volcano
4. Big Male lover Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
6. Death
7. Pinkeye
8. Starvin' Marvin
9. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
10. Damien
11. Tom's Rhinoplasty
12. Mecha-Streisand
13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Season 2

1. Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
3. Chickenlover
4. Ike's Wee Wee
5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
7. City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)
8. Summer Sucks
9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
10. Chickenpox
11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
12. Clubhouses
13. Cow Days
14. Chef Aid
15. Spooky Fish
16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
17. Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)
18. Prehistoric Ice Man

Season 3

1. Rainforest Schmainforest
2. Spontaneous Combustion
3. The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)
4. Jakovasaurs
5. Tweek vs. Craig
6. Sexual Harassment Panda
7. Cat Orgy (1)
8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins)
9. Jewbilee

The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb)




Series 1

Cartman gets an anal probe (1997-08-13)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Weight gain 4000 (1997-08-20)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Volcano (1997-08-27)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Big Gay Al's large gay boatride (1997-09-03)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

An elephant makes love to a pig (1997-09-10)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker,Dan Sterling

Death (1997-09-17)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Pinkeye (1997-09-29)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker,Philip Stark

Damien (1998-02-04)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Starvin Marvin (1997-11-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo (1997-12-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Tom's rhinoplasty (1998-02-11)
Written by Trey Parker

Mecha Streisand (1998-02-18)
Written by Trey Parker,Philip Stark,Matt Stone

Cartman's mom is a dirty slut (1998-02-25)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Series 2

Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus (1998-04-01)
Written by Trisha Nixon,Trey Parker

Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut (1998-04-22)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Chickenlover (1998-05-27)
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